10 Pickup lines that you can use over the weekend!

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Oct 25 16

Hey everybody!

It’s Friday and the magical thing called weekend is upon us.
Haha..yeah I’m talking like it’s christmas, but actually it can be. Getting a few hotties gift-wrapped and delivered on your front door:)

Just decided to do something fun and come up with 10 pickup lines that you can try out over the weekend!Forget about the outcome…just go out to a random attractive girl and say this to her:


1.) If I told you I came here to pick you up, would you believe me? Would it work?

2.) Hey! You’re cute…almost as cute as me, and I think I’d like to get to know you better! I’m…(insert name)

3.)OMG…no way…it’s not possible…you’re the girl of my dreams…Come here,*grab her hand* I have to get to know you better *pull her aside and go sit at a table*.

4.) Hey! *pause* I bet you have a beautiful smile… (if she smiles:) See I was right, (if she doesn’t:) Guess I was wrong (or) we’ll have to work on that one (and be humorous and plow)

5.) Hey! I’m taking applications for a new girlfriend. If you can cook, clean and dance, give me your number so we can arrange an interview :) (if you can pull this off please email me a field report on how it went) :)

6.) Courtsey to Ross Jeffries: “OMG…*feel the air around her with your hands* I can sense people’s aura’s…you’re multiorgasmic aren’t you;)

7.) Hey YOU! You’re with me! Im going to (insert venue) *grab her hand and pull her with you*
(very direct, and you have to be congruent to pull that off, very cool if you can though!)

8.) (To a group of girls) Hey guys…can I get your opinion on something? (really up to you what you want to ask) If I were to ask your friend (look at the girl you want in the group) to go and dance with someone she finds attractive, would she have the courage to go and do it?

9.) (In funny russian accent) Hello! I’m a talent scout. I scout for talent. I think you may have talent. Come with me…we have business to discuss *pull her to wherever you want to go*

10.) Hey! Now most guys will try and use some shady pickup line, I’m just going to be direct with you: I’m looking for 2 girls who are wanting to experiment. Have you ever kissed another girl?
(Then build on it from there:) try and get her to help you pick up another girl and take both of them home!)

 

Good luck and remember…It’s all about having fun. Play around with it. Truth is, when it comes down to it, it’s irrelevant WHAT you say, its all about attitude and confidence:)

If you do have success using one of these lines,  please be so kind as to write a little comment about your experience or mail me with a field report that I can post it up here:)

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  • http://www.simplywilldo.com Zoli Cserei

    Haha #9 is killer :) ))
    .-= Zoli Cserei´s last blog ..I Like These Joyful Competitions =-.

  • Max Williams

    Mike Comments: Dude, in the end, you need to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. If you can show a sense of humor, you are way head of the game. It is all a matter of personal style. If being yourself, not making an attempt to be funny or unique is all you do. Then more power to you. Some of us take a lighter approach to things like this and choose to have a little fun.

    Try it and see how it goes…

  • jazzmine

    lol… ur one funny guy..
    tell me all about ur misadventures with all those lines u posted up there dear
    = )

    i personally like 2, 3, 8… but i dont guarantee itll work on me

    ~winks~

    lol

  • http://www.upgradereality.com Diggy

    Hey JJ:)
    Sure thing…I’ll go out and use these coming weekend, and I’ll make a post of the responses:) Mmm…excited to go and do this already:)

  • http://momscashblog.com jj-momscashblog

    Hey Dirk, Great lines, instead of guys coming back and letting you or us know how they made out… I wanna know how you made out(no pun intended) this weekend. Let me know though if you get a black eye lol I’m only kiddin. Great post and lots of fun!! Good job.

  • Mike

    Max Williams wrote: lol, you don’t pikcup girls with “pickup lines”. Pickuplines are myths. They won’t get you the girl. The conifdence yes, but if you have the confidence then why use lame pickuplines? All you need is to say something to break the ice really, and thats definately not something in a funny russian accent…

    Mike Comments: Dude, in the end, you need to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. If you can show a sense of humor, you are way head of the game. It is all a matter of personal style. If being yourself, not making an attempt to be funny or unique is all you do. Then more power to you. Some of us take a lighter approach to things like this and choose to have a little fun.

  • Mike

    As Diggy herself would no doubt point out, the chances of any of this working is directly dependent on your level of confidence, the way you carry yourself when you walk across the room, and what is going on inside of you at the time. None of this is for the meek. The meek sit home in front of their computers and type out “DAMN girl, you are HOT” to strangers on MySpace who probably aren’t even women.

  • http://www.upgradereality.com Diggy

    Haha…Its just for fun man:) Besides…many people don’t know what to say to break the ice…and it takes a long time before you can get a girl just by saying “hey” and giving her enough eyecontact that she knows whats going down:)

  • Max Williams

    lol, you don’t pikcup girls with “pickup lines”. Pickuplines are myths. They won’t get you the girl. The conifdence yes, but if you have the confidence then why use lame pickuplines? All you need is to say something to break the ice really, and thats definately not something in a funny russian accent…

  • http://avidanthesane.lefora.com avidan the sane

    lol ill use em.

    tho they usually dont work for 7th grade sociopaths lol.

  • Ben Jacobs

    haha, why bother use pickup lines? i say just be yourself and if the girl likes you then its meant to be. Why be fake and use pickup lines, it might not work between you and her in the end!!! Pickups are for fakes

  • http://www.upgradereality.com Diggy

    Haha:) Do you honestly believe that there are lines that will get you a girl if you don’t have the confidence and inner game to back it up? If you don’t have that nothing will work man! But on the contrary, if you have inner game and confidence, you can say anything you want, and STILL GET THE GIRL!

    • http://www.theoptimalists.com Alessandro

      Diggy, you are very correct in arguing that its not about the line…its about the man and the delivery. I’ve seen some douchebags bag the girl pulling some really corny material but just the act of going up to a girl and striking up a conversation with confidence is enough.

      As for line 3 I would change it up a bit. I would say “You’re not the girl of my dreams, but if I were asked to design the most beautiful woman, she would look just like you…(then as i grab her hand) I would tell her I had to get to know her better. Of course this is beside the point of the article. Enjoyed the reading.
      .-= Alessandro´s last blog ..START SMALL | And Build From There =-.

      • Diggy – UpgradeReality.com

        Hey Alessandro!
        Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment :)
        I like your line too, with the right body language you can say anything and totally charm her :)

  • Max Williams

    i honestly doubt that any of these would ever work! They sound just as corny as the usual pickup line jokes.

  • http://www.pluginid.com Glen Allsopp

    Some of them sound too much like they have the potential to get you blown out, especially number 9 haha.

    I’ll try it for you ;)